Hey all you Twilight fans! Ready for your next book? Its quick and its fun and most of all its funny. Belle Goose moves to Switchblade, Oregen and meets the love of her life.... Edwart Mullen. Thats right. Edwart. P.S. DO NOT read this book unless you have read the twilight series, otherwise it will sound stupid and utterly insane.
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was mot likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.